My cat Crinkle is missing. He is the product of an experiment I was conducting in my room using stolen bone marrow extract, a plasma television screen, and wheat grass. Crinkle now has the ability to reason and use tools.
If you see Crinkle, do NOT approach him! Don't look at him. Don't talk to him. Just ignore him no matter what he says. He will lure you into a co-dependant (sic) relationship that won't end well.
Call animal control (415) 554-6364
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