Are you sick of looking at your dog's butthole? Tired of seeing your cat flaunt his anus around your house? Well then, this might just be the product you've been waiting for.  A friend of mine made me privy to these animal butthole covers made by a girl in Portland and sold on Etsy:


Rear Gear Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog...

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. 

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone. 

Get yours today here at etsy or write me an email and support small business! Please contact me if you'd like multiples... Make sure to note which style you'd like in the shipping notes and enjoy!

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