At Least the Chronicle Has a Sense of Humor

Sometimes the SFGate (aka The San Francisco Chronicle)'s headlines make-a me laugh.  Check out a couple of the hilarious/outlandish/sensational slugs from today followed by some from May 4th (a particularly crazy headline day):


Hundreds of kitten-sized rats in N.M. home  --- I smell a new meme, lolrats
Dog hero in Berkeley shelter fire that kills 15 cats --- hmm, something fishy's going on here
Buying pot's the most un-green thing you can do --- followed by blazing your H2 down the highway with the windows down and the ac blasting while burning a pile of tires out the back hatch
Craigslist ad claims underage sex for sale --- that'll get you some pageviews
Women allegedly try to smuggle meth inside Bible --- brilliant!


From May 4th (sorry I don't have links to the stories for these):
Oakland cops kill 'Bambi'
Grenada man hauls bucket of human heads to cops
Mom turns in son for stealing drugs from her bra
Police tell parents that son is dead -- he's not