Just finished up my 2010 mail-in ballot

Are you sick of looking at your dog's butthole? Tired of seeing your cat flaunt his anus around your house? Well then, this might just be the product you've been waiting for.  A friend of mine made me privy to these animal butthole covers made by a girl in Portland and sold on Etsy:


Rear Gear Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog...

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. 

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone. 

Get yours today here at etsy or write me an email and support small business! Please contact me if you'd like multiples... Make sure to note which style you'd like in the shipping notes and enjoy!

Trademark Pending

Have You Seen Me?

Saw this on the corner of Dolores and 18th...

My cat Crinkle is missing.  He is the product of an experiment I was conducting in my room using stolen bone marrow extract, a plasma television screen, and wheat grass.  Crinkle now has the ability to reason and use tools.
If you see Crinkle, do NOT approach him!  Don't look at him.  Don't talk to him.  Just ignore him no matter what he says.  He will lure you into a co-dependant (sic) relationship that won't end well.
 Call animal control (415) 554-6364

This is My Kind of Con(fidence) Man

This guy has allegedly been going around town convincing people that he is one of several famous Motown celebrities at which point he persuades the marks into paying for food, entertainment and even hotel rooms.
I can't help but not feel sorry for those that have been "victimized" by this smooth criminal.

Get the press release from the SFPD website

Club Deluxe

I never have close to a mediocre time at Club Deluxe on the corner of Haight and Ashbury. The music, food, and atmosphere are always spot on:

And another thing...

Sorry, didn't mean to rant back in that last post.

Here's something else I just discovered this morning though. You know how everyone is gearing up for the big switch over to the Clipper card on account of you have to after October. Well, turns out you don't actually have to make the switch after next month like they've been saying.

If you only need a MUNI only Fast Pass you'll still be able to purchase the paper ones until April of 2011 WOOO HOOOO!!!! This is what the nice lady who I buy my monthly pass informed me this morning and I couldn't be happier. How come nobody has mentioned this once on a single thing I've read online about the matter?

DEATH TO THE CLIPPER CARD!!!!

So's a friend and I went to that Jackass screening last night that I mentioned a couple days back. Turns out it was a complete whack attack! We arrived pretty early as instructed to because they intentionally overbook the theater. When we get in line we're given a hand bill instructing us that there will be two screenings one at 8:30 and one at 9. Both will be introduced by Johnny Knoxville and some other guy and a wrist band will determine which one you get into. So far, so good. Scan just a little further down the card, what's this? The screening will only be 7 minutes of selected clips from the upcoming feature, WTF?!?! "But you get to party with Johnny Knoxville at the 'after party,'" says one of the hired girls handing out the cards with instructions. Honestly I could care less about that.
Lots of people left when they found out the screening was only 7 minutes long, and I can't blame them. Why wait in line for an hour or two to watch an extended preview for a movie?
Anyway, people are filed into the theater. It's sort of full, but not 100% full. After waiting around a little longer Johnny Knoxville comes out with some other guy and gives a 5 second introduction and says be sure to come down to the bar located inside the Metreon to party with him afterwards. Then we wait another 10 minutes, and finally the clip starts. 7 minutes later the lights come back on and I think there's a general sense of underwhelming boredom.
Most of the people in attendance then headed toward Jillian's, the bar inside the Metreon. Hell, they waited this long for something to happen why not check it out. I'm kind hesitant about the idea, but let's see how bad the crowd is.
Welp, another line. Oh wait, if you're under 21 you get to walk right in, but 21+ wait in another line to be carded for the second time in under an hour. Ok, no thanks, I've had enough. What am I going to say to Johnny Knoxville anyway? And I'm sure Mr. Knoxville really cares about the embarrassing things that you feel the need to say in front of him like he wants to be your friend. Sorry pal, he's only there for the paycheck.

Don't get me wrong Knoxville comes off as a stand up guy. I'm just certain there are plenty of other things he'd probably rather be doing.
And on a lighter note the new Jackass movie does look like it's going to be just a entertaining as previous Jackass exploits. I guess I'll just have to pay to see it when it's released.